burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

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hoebama:

pretty girls who can pull off messy hair and no make up and have eyebrow game strong enough to kill half the population are a serious threat and i am afraid of them

4 days ago // 267,248 notes

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

4 days ago // 593,171 notes

internetboy69:

Lorde was 4 yrs old when Katy released her first album and still got a Grammy first

5 days ago // 120,816 notes

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great
5 days ago // 77,555 notes

trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

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this one does

5 days ago // 209,370 notes